(4 people in car, 2 in the front, one asleep in the back, one curled up in the trunk. Cop comes up behind with siren. They pull over. Cop walks to drivers' window.)DRIVER: What seems to be the problem, officer?
COP: No problem! I just wanted to tell you that you are
the one hundredth person I've seen wearing a seat belt today,
which means you have won $5,000
in the statewide safety competition!
DRIVER: That's great! What! a surprise!COP: So, buddy, what are you going to do with your winnings?
DRIVER: Well, first I'll get my drivers license and then I'll pay off all those warrants.
RIDER: Ah, don't believe him! He always talks big when he's drunk!
SLEEPER (waking up): Whoa! A cop. Darn it all! I knew we
wouldn't get far in a stolen car.
GUY IN TRUNK: Hey! Amigos! Have we crossed the border yet?
muahahahahaha
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