- cinta & perkahwinan -

aku copy jek mende alah ni... tok remind diri sendiri.. hmm.. ntah la...

Suatu pagi yang dingin, terjadilah satu perbualan antara seorang guru falsafah dan pelajarnya…

pelajar: guru, apakah erti cinta..? bagaimanakah saya boleh mendapatkannya…?

guru: ada sebuah ladang gandum yang luas didepan sana. berjalanlah kamu dan jangan sesekali kamu berundur. kemudian ambillah satu ranting. sekiranya kamu mendapati ranting tersebut sangat menakjubkan, ertinya kamu telah menemui cinta.

pelajar tersebut pun berjalan dan tidak berapa lama dia kembali dengan tangan yang kosong.

guru bertanya: mengapa kamu tidak membawa sebatang ranting pun…?

pelajar menjawab: saya hanya terpaksa memilih satu ranting saja, dan sewaktu berjalan saya tidak boleh mengundur kebelakang semula. sebenarnya saya telah berjumpa dengan satu ranting yang paling menakjubkan tapi saya tak tahu apakah yang akan menakjubkan di hadapan sana nanti, maka saya biarkan ranting itu lalu saya dapati tidak ada lagi ranting yang paling menakjubkan selain daripada yang saya lihat tadi. jadi saya tidak mengambil sebatang pun akhirnya.

gurunya menjawab: ye, itu lah cinta…

dihari lainnya pula pelajar tersebut bertanya kepada gurunya, apa itu perkahwinan…?

guru: ada hutan yang subur didepan sana. berjalanlah kamu. tapi janganlah kamu sesekali mengundur kebelakang. tebanglah sepohon pokok saja. dan tebanglah jika kamu merasakan bahawa pohon tersebut adalah yang paling cantik,segar dan tinggi, kerana kamu telah menemukan apa itu perkahwinan.

pelajar tersebut pun berjalan, dan tidak berapa lama, dia datang semula dengan membawa sepohon kayu, walaupun pohon tersebut tidaklah berapa segar, cantik dan tinggi pada pandangan guru tersebut.

maka gurunya pun bertanya: mengapa kamu memotong pohon seperti ini….?

pelajar itu menjawab: sebab, berdasarkan pengalaman ku sebelum ini, aku hanya berjalan separuh daripada hutan tersebut dan aku takut akan kembali dengan tangan kosong. jadi saya mengambil kesempatan menebang pohon ini lalu dibawa kesini. pada pandangan saya ianya adalah pohon yang terbaik buat saya. saya tidak mahu kehilangannya atau menyesal kerana tidak memilihnya…

maka guru itu menjawab: itulah perkahwinan…….

t.h.i.n.k.i.n' o.f. g.e.t.t.i.ng. m.a.r.r.i.e.d?

-jokes 4 d day-

1. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
   
   
2. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
   
   
3. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each
   other, but still they stay together.
   
   
4. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
   
   
   everyones hoping 4 for a happy marriage
   
   
   
5. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
   
   
6. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
   
   
7. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
   
   
8. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
   
   hmm.. women can gain their own nowadays
   
   
9. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
   
   
10. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
    
    
11. "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
    
    
12. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    
    • Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    • Whenever you're right, shut up.
    
    
13. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    
    
14. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    
    
    gay marriage?? ayark~
    
    
    
15. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    
    
16. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    
    
17. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    
    
18. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
    
    
19. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
    
    
    hehe.. wanted to use pink for my theme.. can i?? can la.. k2??
    

as i said b4, this is only a JOKE. some might happen in d real world, but not all marriage became bad @ d end.. take an example of my parents, (4 i'm not married yet) they do had their good and bad times together, but.. give an take la.. nobody's perfect.. agree or not?? (not agree?? sekeh pale kang)